|Bengs & Lians
One day, two Bengs were driving
to Disneyland. As they passed through Anaheim, they saw a sign on the freeway
that said, Disneyland Left.
A Lian went into a pizza
parlor. When she said that she'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her
how many pieces she'd like to it cut into: six or twelve.
One day, a Lian and her friend
were walking through the park. Suddenly, the Lian's friend said, Oh, look,
a dead birdie.
On a hot summer day, an angry Lian was brought into the hospital with severe burns on her mouth and lips. When the doctors asked her what had happened, she said that she had caught her boyfriend with another woman, so she had tried to retaliate by blowing his car up.
A Lian became very depressed when she looked at her driver's licence and saw that she had an F in sex.
How do you confuse a Lian?
What did the Beng do when
he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
Why did the Beng stand in
front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
Why did the Beng tip-toe
past the medicine cabinet?