Bengs & Lians
One day, two Bengs were driving
to Disneyland. As they passed through Anaheim, they saw a sign on the freeway
that said, Disneyland Left.
So they turned around and
went home.
A Lian went into a pizza
parlor. When she said that she'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her
how many pieces she'd like to it cut into: six or twelve.
Ai yoh, six please, said
the Lian. I cannot finish twelve lah.
One day, a Lian and her friend
were walking through the park. Suddenly, the Lian's friend said, Oh, look,
a dead birdie.
The Lian looked up and said,
Where got?
On a hot summer day, an angry
Lian was brought into the hospital with severe burns on her mouth and lips.
When the doctors asked her what had happened, she said that she had caught
her boyfriend with another woman, so she had tried to retaliate by blowing
his car up.
A Lian became very depressed
when she looked at her driver's licence and saw that she had an F in sex.
How do you confuse a Lian?
Put her in a round room
and tell her to pee in the corner.
What did the Beng do when
he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
He turned it over and used
the other side.
Why did the Beng stand in
front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
He wanted to see what he
looked like asleep.
Why did the Beng tip-toe
past the medicine cabinet?
So he wouldn't wake up the
sleeping pills.
Beng: I was born in Sin-kah-poh.
Friend: Oh really, which
part?
Beng: All of me, silly.
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