How do you know that you're not young anymore...

Before
You take a bus from Marina MRT to Marina Bay during the weekend and all is norm

Now
You take a bus from Marina MRT to Marina Bay during the weekend and other than the bus driver, you re the oldest person in the bus


Before
You go to Disco Dances

Now
You go to Dinner & Dances


Before
Your auntie and uncles call you Ah Boy/Ah Girl

Now
Your auntie and uncles call you Dennis/Irene


Before
Kids call you Gor Gor/Ze Ze (Chinese Hokkien dialect for big brother/Sister)

Now
Kids call you Uncle/Auntie


Before
You talk about exams, teacher, homework, friends

Now
You talk about career, bosses, office-work, colleages


Before
You come back very late at night and your mum is pacing along the common walkway, waiting anxiously

Now
You come back very late at night and your mum is sound asleep


Before
Your mother gets paranoid when girls/guys call you

Now
Your mother gets paranoid when girls/guys don t call you