(Sing to : One People, One Nation, One Singapore)

 One Pimple, One Facial, One Single Pore
I squeezed a pimple with my hands,
and spread the pus across the land.
Now I find I have no friends,
On no cream can I depend,
One pimple, one facial, one open pore.

 Chorus:
One pimple, one facial, one open pore.
Is that the way, it has to be for evermore?
Pimples ever on the face
Life is such a sad disgrace,
One pimple, one facial, one open pore.

 She does my facial with her hands,
She learnt her trade from distant lands.
Every cream on every face,
She does know how skin to brace,
One pimple, one facial, one single pore.

 And when the time comes for the test,
I find her facials are the best.
Facial scrub and moisture baths
Wonder creams and all that stuff,
One facial, no pimple, no open pore