Singaporean Titanic
On board the SS Star cruise...
One eventful nite,
Jack Wong(JW) was sleeping on deck as he forgot to bring the keys. He was
awoken by heavy thumping scurrying across the ship deck "thump thump thump..."
JW, "Wat the @#$% was
that??"
Just as he stood up,
a black "plump" figure wiff across him and brought with it a horrible sweat-filled
stench.
JW, "Wah piang! wat
the @#$%ing smell man?"
As what a typical kaypo
Singaporean would do, JW hurried up to see what the hell was happening.
The plump figure was
crying by the railings...
JW asked, "Why you
clying?"
PLUMP gal, "Why you
asked?"
JW, "Ermmm, wan to
know why lor? Wats yur lame (name) huh?"
PLUMP gal, "Lose Tan"
(Rose actually but due to the heavy Singaporean slang, she couldn't pronounce
it correctly)
she continued, "Yur
lame leh ?"
JW (proudly), "Jack
Wong. Eeveryone calls me Jacky. Wat u wan to do here?"
Rose, "I failed my
'O' levels. I dun wan to live anymore."
JW, "Cheh! I failed
3 times already ah! Eh, u swur u wanna jump ah? The water down there damn
cold one leh."
Rose, "Zhun boh?"
JW, "More zhun than
"Beh Peow" leh. Dun believe jump lah."
JW moved closer...
Rose, "Dun come any
closer. I jump ah!"
JW, "U jump I jump
lor."
But Lose didn't have
the guts to do so.
And therefore a soon
to be romance blossomed among the two, Lose Tan and Jack Wong.
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